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THE HAPPY FLU SONG
Alan Smith is on his death bed, he has Swine
Flu in his blood.
Mainstream doctors have no cure, Swine Flu's
going to kill him dead.
He's hardly breathing, tubes all round him, life
support is fading fast.
Doctor's want to pull the plug, cause there's no
way that he can last.
But wait a minute, there's a slim chance, Intravenous
vitamin C.
50 grams into his bloodstream, can make a difference,
lets just see.
Daily doses, slowly dripping, oh look his eye's are
open wide!
He can see us, he can hear us, Grim Reaper's going to
slide right by.
Happy family, joyous family, welcome back him from
the dead.
There's a moral to my story, dont give up, just use
your head.